loveyourselfhealth:

midnightentity:


Zeddie Little, ladies and gentlemen



If anyone wanted to know his name :)

loveyourselfhealth:

midnightentity:

Zeddie Little, ladies and gentlemen

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If anyone wanted to know his name :)

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  • Radio: Carry on my wayward sooooooonnnnn
  • Me: OH YES OH YES YES YES *turns up*
  • Mom: Wow you like this song huh
  • Mom: Didn't know you knew every word
  • Mom: You don't need to scream the lyrics
  • Mom: Ok you can turn that down now
  • Mom: Why are you crying
  • Mom: You can't air guitar while driving
  • Mom: yOU'RE DRIVING OFF THE ROAD

Conversation with my mom about the names of my future children.

  • Me: Mom, I'm going to have 4 children.
  • Mom: Why?
  • Me: My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, and I shall have it going on. My first son will be named Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father." My second daughter will be named Narnia. Whenever I get her something, I'll proclaim, "For Narnia!" And my last son will be named Sparta. So then, when I introduce him I will announce "THIS IS SPARTA!"
  • Mom: I have raised you well.
shavingryansprivates:

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

shavingryansprivates:

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

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jsantagato:

this was just on lmaoooo

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innerislandgirl:

Well that escalated at a moderate rate.

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